My 'Goddam' LIfe - Stradlaters Date

I had nothing to do that evening so i stood there while Stradlater Shaved himself with his crumby razor, you should of seen it, all full of hairs, he never cleaned it. If you think about it Stradlater is a secret slob, unlike Ackley, because he looks alright but like for other things like the razor he used if you know what i mean. The reason why he was always fixing himself up because he was in love with himself, he thought he was the handsomest guy on the Western Hemisphere, and he was pretty handsome, ill admit it.

Anyway Stradlater was going out on a date and didn't have time to do his composition so he asked me to do it. He told me it was to describe something like a room or a house. I started horsing around after a while because I got bored and i kept taking my hunting hat of and looking at it. I told Stradlater it only cost me a buck. I asked him who he date was and he replied Jean Gallagher.

I nearly dropped dead when he said that, i realised he meant Jane Gallagher though, I practically lived next door to her the summer before last. I told him we used to play checkers all the time and she never moved her kings of the back row. That doesn't interest most people though. I started going crazy thinking about her.

Stradlater is a very sexy bastard and i started getting all nervous thinking about what he might do to Jane. Eventually he left though with my hounds tooth jacket and Ackley came back thought the shower curtains. For once i was happy to see him, take my mind of other things.