My 'Goddam' Life - Lavender Room

I couldn’t sleep so I decided to go down to the Lavender room where I met these three witches, one was ok but the other two where hags. I danced with the blond who was amazing, the other two where terrible. They all loved phony movie stars so I horsed around by telling one that Gary Cooper had just left and she got so excited. They left early and left me to pay for their dirks but I didn’t mind.